Fit Note:
This sweatshirt runs small—order one size up for the coziest existential experience.
Cozy, festive, and just self-aware enough to be funny—this sweatshirt is made for the holiday season’s unique blend of twinkle lights and quiet internal panic. With a soft fleece interior and a classic, relaxed silhouette, it’s perfect for wrapping gifts, sipping cocoa, questioning your life path, or simply looking cute while pretending you’ve got it all together.
Wear it layered or on its own for a comfy streetwear look that says, “Merry Christmas, I’m fine. Totally fine.”
Cute, cozy, and cathartic—what more could you want?
Product Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Fit Note:
This sweatshirt runs small—order one size up for the coziest existential experience.
Cozy, festive, and just self-aware enough to be funny—this sweatshirt is made for the holiday season’s unique blend of twinkle lights and quiet internal panic. With a soft fleece interior and a classic, relaxed silhouette, it’s perfect for wrapping gifts, sipping cocoa, questioning your life path, or simply looking cute while pretending you’ve got it all together.
Wear it layered or on its own for a comfy streetwear look that says, “Merry Christmas, I’m fine. Totally fine.”
Cute, cozy, and cathartic—what more could you want?
Product Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
